Today, being St. Patrick’s day, everyone decides to jump on the “wear green or I’ll pinch you” bandwagon. I, on the other hand, jump ship (as I’m sure others do).
My point: if you pinch me today, I’ll break your fucking fingers.
It’s pointless to wear a certain color to “celebrate” a holiday that one most likely has no clue about and is using as an excuse to drink too much and make bad decisions.
That’s about it. Now, my brain is empty.